So Oxygen "the network for women" just got done running a marathon of JDMA leading up to tonight's season finale. The "plus size division" episode was the capper on a narcissistic botox cake baked by our very own Janice Dickinson. For those not in the know, JD is a self-labeled supermodel ("the first ever!"), cut and stitched to within an inch of her life (literally), anorexic locust-limbed [I]femme fatale[/I] who is at least 100 years old. Oh yeah, and she runs a modeling agency on TV.
She is extremely loud, abrasive, stupid, and egocentric. She loves to heap abuse upon "her models" in the hopes of perpetuating the cycle of addiction and mental illness upon them. She's got cutters, anas and mias, and addicts of every sort. Two of her top grossing models she berates constantly for being fat. Can this dumb bitch do math?
She criticizes them for forming relationships in the house one minute, then arranges lap dancing sessions between the models the next.
She constantly decries the dangers of eating disorders and then tells her models they are fat.
She warns them against addiction, even going so far as to ban champagne from shoots, then proceeds to endanger her own life with plastic surgery and constant tanning.
She has physically assaulted at least one. Her models admit they are afraid of her.
In the most recent episode, Janice struggles with her perception of ideal model beauty. Poor Janice! For someone who runs a commercial agency, she isn't very business savvy. Protip, Janice. Keep your mouth shut about your personal perception of the fatties, let your son run the plus size division (with the beautiful models he has so far it's sure to be successful), let the money roll in and laugh all the way to the bank. You'll need your botox soon. Your agency isn't couture, Janice. It is commercial. The plus size market is huge. Just because you chose to have addictions to drugs, alcohol, sex, dieting and now surgery, doesn't mean all your models do.
So shut your pufferfish silicone mouth, cover up your crepey neck and stretch-marked cleavage (shudders) and slouch off into obscurity.
Why do we have such a bitch on a women's network?
